on becoming something

I am one of those people that doesn't have a career, but I do fantasize about having one. These are my fantasy careers: Powerful Sleazy Politician, Serious Documentary Filmmaker, Professional Crafter on Etsy, Bakery/Cafe Owner, Botanist or Tree Doctor, Astrology Writer, Fearless Investigative Reporter, Rockstar, Pertinent Cultural Essayist, Meteorologist, Feminist Theorist and Icon, Historian, Complete Cultural Dropout. Things you couldn't pay me a million dollars to be: ER Nurse, Pilot, Garbage person, Pundit, Highschool teacher, Therapist, Prison Guard, Cop, low-paid Nonprofit worker. May success find all of us in 2007.